Bent out of shape....

Well, that was an impressive display. I guess £16m don't get you as much these days.

Spurs looked dreadful, and Jol has found you can't have four strikers, all of whom would command regular places at many other clubs, if your midfield pongs.

And Spurs defence is the same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.

Psycho Killer, qu'est que-ce?

Take them to the river.