Oh, Misery, Misery

5 points.

Jesus. Can this team get any worse?

C'mon Pat, wind me up, tell me how good your team has been.

Has been. That's a good phrase.

Why did I pick up Benjani? He hasn't played since. Has anyone seen Shay Given? I picked up Stubbs, he picked up an injury? Why is Bianchi not playing? Who is Gary McSheffrey and when will be sold to a Championship club? I have £17million to spare, I think I'll buy Darren Bent, or more productively, set it on fire......